Well she wouldn't be the first woman to create an entire career out of an ass. I first ran into butt-cheek implants on a street corner full of male prostitutes in Salvadore de Bahia, Brazil almost 15 years ago. Guess it's interesting to people now because it's an Upper West Side white girl who goes to the gym a lot.

Love WhatsApp. It's huge in Europe. But I'm more of a Viber fan because of the calls.

Don't let the door hit all of them in their perky teenage asses on the way out. Bye! Now leave me with my 40+ yr old friends who break-up & hook-up all the f-ing time but do it in such a way that it's a relatively peaceful drama-free experience. No duck lips.

Next: Under Camp. Like "away camp" where you put them on a big bus with sleeping bag and enough gear for 4 weeks. Trick is you drive behind the bus the whole way and then pick them up at 5 pm to take home. Childhood Summer camp experience: sorted!

Erykah as fashion muse? Yes! I can't wait to see that. I only hope that the clothes play homage to that bodacious backside Ms. Badu has got on her and never been shy about. Black girl booty for the win! 2014 is showing promise.

Nigella is brave to come forward and silence the threat of blackmail once and for all. Now her husband has no ammunition left against her. And the greatest thing we, her public and fans, can do for her regarding her admittance to using cocaine and weed is to muster one enormous, collective yawn.

THIS is the pizza of my childhood. Triangular slices are sooooo stupid. Give me one of those gooey inside blocks anyday.

This story just keeps raising my blood pressure higher. Is he next going to say the cat tripped him and pulled the trigger - into her face? It is open season on Black teens. No other explanation for it.

Could someone explain why, for the life of me, I'd want to have "thigh gap"? My thigh muscles touch in the middle, where apparently that gap is supposed to be. Wouldn't anyone rather have muscle rather than air there? What am I missing???

Ongezond, the name of the website, means "unhealthy" in Dutch. As an old-time Amsterdammer who has seen pretty much everything, I would have to give this all an enormous YAWN. It looks like some talented hormone-driven high-schooler's doodling obsession for doodling. Nah I stand corrected, then it would just be…

Thanks for that. Hadn't even realized such an option ever existed.

She is a troll. Why y'all feeding her? Let's help her stay skinny by ignoring her.

Read to me like someone just grew up. Good for him; hope his frat bros take note. And he probably saved himself on future job interviews.

Yes, it's true. I am a gold digger and there's no shame in my game. He'd need an airtight pre-nup to hang on to that medallion. And that Dr Pepper. And that bus seat.

I was prepared to read the article and just feel meh about it. But then I looked at the shoe colors and found it exhilarating that a major designer actually acknowledged that dark-skinned women can and do buy expensive shoes. For all the concern about under-representation on the runway and how fashion is only designed…

Totes not fair that I never get a shot at THAT. We could be on the bus sharing that Dr Pepper right now...

Well I was out at "no negros", never mind "no sluts", "no opinions" and "no kids". Wake me up when someone here qualifies.

Love that 3rd pose. Relaxed but ready to spring into action at any moment. She could totally crack someone in the jaw or whip off a spin-kick in that get-up. Let's dress some action figures like that.

SMACK!

Well then we all need to stop speaking excessive amounts of French as well. Apparently pursing the lips to form all those vowels can cause wrinkles as well.