I am not putting one of those in my mouth. It took me years to get over my sugar addiction and that looks like one sweet, deep-fried, frosted, cream-filled slippery slope. 1st cronuts at 6:30 am, next I'll be like "F-it" and start buying 3 day-old Krispy Creme's on 1 am supermarket run. A hit is a hit is a hit.

Those pants would make the perfect hair scrunchy.

Um yeah, I seem to recall a favorite outfit that involved a bustle. 1988-89.

Like with everything else, you get what you pay for. It's worth it to invest in good sports bras if you're breastfully endowed and serious about sports. I have large breasts, am a rower and a blackbelt in karate. I do not play (sports) with my breasts out. It is a priority to keep my breasts protected and firmly…

So what you're telling me is that American Pie was basically a documentary.

Why just stop at the merkin? Last time I waxed my legs, I kept looking at the strips and thinking "what a waste." Now I can dream of making a full pantsuit out of it and donating it to others with little leg hair... and probably wake up screaming.

What's next, a pubic hair thong? Oh how I long for my bush of yore.

What we're witnessing is the end of an error. No that wasn't a typo.

Why are so many readers getting so upset about a sex ed book including information about using condoms? Here in The Netherlands, practicing safe sex is placed alongside the mechanics of sex in equal if not greater importance. Every child knows what condoms are for and how to use it by the time they're through the…

Oh come on, 6 minutes? If that were the case, I wouldn't be so bothered about starting sex at 11pm if I knew I'd be asleep in 6 minutes, as opposed to 30-45 minutes later, which is often the case. I am sleep-deprived because of it. And yes, I'm talking about after-15yrs-of-marriage, middle-aged-with-3-kids sex.

It's completely random, it seems. The French say avoid salad - not cheese or lunchmeat. The Dutch say avoid nothing in particular. Totally cultural.

Who knows why anyone does anything. Maybe because she wanted to see it one more time? Maybe she was content to die there and her family members pressured her to return to the U.S. for medical care? I can only guess that the edema caused by the renal failure made her larger than she was on the initial flight over. I…

You're welcome and thanks for being my online post editor. Saves me a lot of hassle.

The Netherlands and good luck getting pain medication or antibiotics if you ever spend time here.

I can empathize with the woman not wanting to seek local medical attention. I grew up in the U.S. but live in Europe and until quite recently was happy with the medical system, with their aversion to pain killers, antibiotics and general non-invasive approach to healthcare. Then one day I got a life-threatening…

I "switch" when I walk. Yes, part of it was a learned behavior coming from the South Side of Chicago. But 3 decades and 3 kids later, I still do it. It just feels good to do it. To those who haven't tried it, maybe you should. Tummy pulled up, shoulders back and let the hips do their thing. Doesn't work if you…

Considering the problem with female speech patterns usually stems from lack of assertiveness, like using tags (thereby negating your whole sentence at the end) and rising intonation, I find this briskness in girls to be refreshing as a show of strength and conviction. Own your sentence. Finish your sentence. Move…

Oil cleansing works for me and keeps my mid-40's skin clear. Let the guys go through the odyssey of buying all the products, finding out they don't work and then finding better on the cheap in their own kitchen cabinets. Or maybe I should just bottle my coconut oil/castor oil mix and sell it to them for one jillion…

Monster shackles? So they're eluding to chaining up a monster who would otherwise get free and do what? Play basketball? Chained-up basketball-playing monster is not the look I'm going for, racism intended or not. Stupidest shackled athletic shoe ever.

I've been asked to locate people for HHI and another similar show and one of the stipulations was that they either be actively in the market and currently looking for a house or HAVE RECENTLY PURCHASED ONE. So yeah, it's fake. It's all about that new car smell (in a house.)