“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

Did you forget to mention Florenzi?

Agreed

They can't cut him. It's not like there's a lot of out-of-work kickers, waiting for the phone to ring, and commenting on Deadspin articles

Ohio State, for one.

(n-1) = (5-11)

[Conger] “we just blew our savings on hookers and blow. This doesn’t !look good on us.”

Who else is here because they thought it was going to be a story about Donovan McNabb?

He should try for the Vegas job. Roy is beloved in that town.

With a fever that high, I guess it shows that even Olympic horses can be too hot to trot.

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.

G0d I wish the Eagles had taken Akili Smith every fucking day.

That’s a birthmark.

I forgot to mention, it was a $3 ticket

Jesus Christ, they’re not that old. I seen them in Phoenix in 95, when I was 20. Not that old at all.

Really sad. He’s gonna have to carry that weight for a long time.

I remember Cutler’s gunslinging glory days from the aughts, in fact you can say I’m a little aughtistic.

Do your homework, guys. We all know that they don’t allow droids in the Mos Eisley Cantina.

You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.