Always Linnean truthers.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

Looks like someone is trying to impress a Palin daughter.

I can dig it.

If Eagles or Sixers fans had to wait for a championship in order to fight, Philadelphia would see a historic period of peace and prosperity.

It’s nice to see Lacy picking up right where he left off last season by not gaining anything.

my comment was meant in the context of shitty/frustrating American Football teams, but fair enough

This man won a Stanley Cup. Phil is not just cool. Phil is a goddamn hero

Wait a second. I thought putting a foot in your mouth was a Ryan objective?

There is nothing at all biased about simply acknowledging that trump is a peice of crap. Hell I’m a republican and I think that.

There’s no shortage of auto-enthusiast sites that cater to tea party wing nuts. Jalopnik exists somewhere slightly right of center, but feel free to fuck right off to somewhere else.

Y’all should have known fucking Marchman wasn’t splurging for AC.

It is cool and good that Buzz Williams is an employee of DA SHARE ZONE

That's the point!

Because I write for Jezebel and don’t know what sports are.

I’m sure that Buddy’s looking up at all of us right now and smirking.

Typical herb post

Sergio Aguero stealing the EPL away from United at the last possible second. The goal is fantastic. The call is amazing. And the look of disbelief Ferguson and the shit eating United fans had was unbelievable

First they steal an MLS Cup, then our NBA announcer, and now our biggest university? What a year.

I actually set up a robot in our staff chat that posts that picture when a certain topic comes up.