Bill Belichick needs to start doing this:

You missed the title for the left most article.

In this week’s SI, there’s a quote that really struck me:

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

I don’t trust him not to come back back back back back back.

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

The 30-inch Zyla

This being Deadspin, how far can a forklift punt a football?

Ask Jalopnik. They can convert that from Miatas I’m sure.

Gotta be careful with interviewing David Gray after the match, though. He’s been known to Babylon and on and on...

Burke’s

That puts them ahead of 17 other states. Pretty much right in the middle.

You’ll never walk alone.

Mock! Yeah! The! Yeah! Birds! Yeah!

Never forget that rich people are terrible.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Eden Hazard Totally Owned A Small Child

An NHL team hiring a data guy isn’t new: In 2014, the Oilers hired analytics blogger Tyler Dellow, and the Maple Leafs brought on 28-year-old Kyle Dubas as an assistant GM.

Whatever. This is still the best country to be an irritable dad with a law degree in.