“Hey Draymond. Don’t worry about the money. Work hard & don’t have expectations beyond being part of a team. Assume nothing.”

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

When it comes to football team mascots destroying kids, no one did it better than Joe Paterno.

IT IS IN TRUMP’S AMERICA YOU CUCK

One of the few courts where being white is a disadvantage.

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

Now that would be a useful course.

The amount of criticism people place on Lebron James is very strange to me.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Wine comes in a bottle?

I was so tempted.

Ballers has titties, Any Given Wednesday only has boobs

Yup. These are my viewer.

I would argue that making mistaken judgements about history is one of the most American things you can do!

The Walt Whitman Bridge seems like the ideal place to be caught with a few leaves of grass.

Don’t be ridiculous. Some of my best education and behavior levels are black.

An even better comp for that Tribe pen is Charlton/Dibble/Myers w the 90 Reds.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

Yeah Teats!