Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

In soccer, a liver shot is called a George Best.

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

Looks like it’s signed by some guy named “Master Race.”

Titans fans have to be used to getting hosed by now.

Classic Robert Horry. Demoralizing people in the last 5 seconds of things he’s only moderately good at.

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

Klinsmann: Looks like a decent left back to me.

The author misspelled “Robertson clan.” It’s with a K, I’m pretty sure.

I can’t actually think of anything truer to the spirit of contemporary American conservativism than a guy who grew a beard in order to promote his hunting accessory business praying at a NASCAR rally for a Republican to win the election, using a phrasing and diction better suited for a slow six year old child.

Goddamnit that just captures the D-backs perfectly, doesn’t it. Just completely random, non-sensical and bereft of any anchor in baseball. Newly invented team in a transplant town went from the most god-awful color scheme to one of the most generic, invented the idea of playing in a mall that looks nothing like a…

This sentence makes my brain hurt.

Please please please let all the entrances actually lead to moving vans headed for the coast to deposit them on pilotless garbage barges.

Oh sure, April Fools is the only day you give serious responses to stories.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

It’s nice to see his manager pissed on his behalf.

As recently-unsealed NHL documents show, having “hockey brains” and having “hockey on the brain” are very much not the same thing.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

I’m glad I read the article, I would have otherwise assumed that he was playing against Aston Villa.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?