Because it is a sport that transcends social class, race, and nationality through the shared love of a simple yet beautiful game. Plus, I’ll fucking stab you if the questions continue.

Eight Men Pout

Thanks a lot for sending this to me buddy, I’ve only just started it but it seems like it’d be right up my alley already. I love Gazza and wish he wasn’t so destructive of everything around him.

All right guys. Brace yourselves. The truth is, Hank dyed.

Yeah the strategy that (barely) held Leicester to only 4/6 points is definitely the way to beat them.

It was an ITALIAN restaurant—embroiled meats weren’t on the menu.

+1 FC Sevco League 2 winners medal

-Antonin Scalia. June 25th, 2015

Plush 1

In college, I could try to do that, and no matter what, it would mean something, but everyone just wanted something from me. Give me that, Jameis, gimme, gimme, gimme.

Goddamn psych majors.

Morgan shot himself with his gun while cleaning it

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

“drew magary microwaved peach” isn’t even my bottom 50.

That’s odd. When I’m too drunk, my wife tends to put me on the physically unable to perform list.

Drew, I actually witnessed a miracle, an actual, literal miracle, involving sheets, and my step-daughter. My college aged step daughter was not so keen on changing her sheets, washing her sheets, washing anything, to be honest, or even just being clean. And because of her age, my wife stopped doing things for her,…

Counterpoint: Any decent, right-thinking person fuckin’ loves Sheed.

Note: We once analyzed minute-by-minute ratings of ESPN programs when Jason Whitlock appeared on them (as a guest, or hosting PTI, etc). We didn’t finish that project because there were bigger issues to deal with, but our research indicated that even on ESPN, viewers would change the channel (or turn their TVs off)…