Normally when you cover trash with dirt it is called a landfill.

Like all maple leaves, they’re in the gutter by October.

Was it because he didn’t know what order the Packers’ offensive line had been introduced in?

Very much looking forward to him bitching about poor reffing after Stoke away when Silva gets his leg snapped in two.

In the Tom and Jerry episode where they play golf, Tom picks up Jerry, sticks him in a ball washer, and then pauses for a moment and looks with the most sadistic glee I have ever seen in a children's cartoon before he vigorously tugs up and down on the washer a dozen times. That is the kind of thing that made Tom and…

What an idiot. Who starts with the tenth film in a series?

Like I'm going to listen to the opinion of someone who goes to the airport to watch a movie.

But doesn’t that hurt him at the same time?

I’m not a Newcastle fan, but I know of nobody (aside from Middlesbrough and Sunderland fans) who dislikes them as a club. I hope for their sake that Mike Ashley fucks off to whence he came.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

“Procrastination is a nasty habit, but we don’t just put things off because we’re lazy.”

Eli Manning wanted to throw him a going-away party, but it wound up wobbling about six yards out of bounds.

The reporter in that video is just trying to be blunt, and not offensive. You’d think LVG would appreciate that philosophy.

Swing and a miss...am I doing this right??

Between this and Mix Diskerud’s bicycle kick against the Germans it’s been a great year for nasty goals.

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

“Hey hun, would you mind spending the next couple of hours watching something that you have zero interest in?”

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

...said no one ever who’s actually had or known closely someone with a drinking problem (or an addiction of any kind, for that matter)