Could be worse. They could be Newcastle.

You’re talking to the wrong locals then. I just started attending here and I can tell it’s a gigantic boondoggle and people hate its guts.

What’s more baffling to me than building a stadium that will take 40+ years for a positive ROI is the fact that Mike Bobo and AD Joe Parker are currently getting interviews at power 5 schools.

To be fair, nobody gives a flying fuck about the Chiefs even though they’re a likely wild card team, while the Panthers are 10-1 and Super Bowl bound barring any catastrophes.

To: Barry Petchesky- barryp@deadspin.com

Thanks!

Same idea. It’s tasteless and you store it in the basement.

The Money Team.

You can stop trying so hard, Missouri. You already got into the SEC.

This is demonstrably false, as the data tables from the National Center for Catastrophic Sport Injury Research show. From 1982-2013, these are the “direct catastrophic injuries” (deaths) in high school sports:

Old Racist Bastard

I heard Valbuena wanted to give the full €100,000 to avoid embarrassment, but he was a little short.

“Why don’t you put the word ‘did’ in front of it?” he said. “And then a question mark at the end of it.”

Unfortunately, Porzingis’s cornrows were lost one summer due to a terrible famine.

its always nice to see that even with all the cultural differences, Chelsea and Dynamo fans can find common ground

What if I told you ... that an online sports blog that promises “sports news without access, favor, or discretion” brought down an asshat mayor ...

Western NY consumes so much meth, it survives both kidneys and water treatment facilities.

Detroit fans take similar pictures, but most are tongue-in-cheek.

I wouldn’t get too upset. It’s not like it’s permanent. It’s just going to cost a little money to get rid of it all.

MLS is what got him back into Italy’s plans. In 40 minutes of national team play this week, he drew a red card and set up three goals (including the game-winner against Norway). I guess Giovinco is “too good for Italy,” too.