Jalopnik: Where’s its OK to be a racist if you can drive a car good

Bah God! That’s Johnny Footbaw’s music!

Everyone knows you have to wear proper eye protection when you chow down brown town.

Its great, except where it ain’t.

I’m all ‘bout that #brand #loyalty

Just so we are clear, I’m flagging you for linking BR. Fuck outta here with that shit

Emerson bad tackles huh?

“Gravity, I don’t buy it,” Long said.

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Being thrown in jail? One can only hope.

I know! Fucking African teams CRUSHED it this year like they do every year didn’t they?!?

*ladder

And something like 4,000 places that ARE named Steak ’n Shake

Tom, Collins seems a little sour, no?

Don’t bother asking how much money I spend on SoulCycle, because it’s none of your business!

That’s nasty, boy.

“Stars” - Hum

*Mariujuanaua

Well, actually those are called ungulates

If you think the NFL didn’t shovel a bunch of money at these guys with a wink towards releasing the cherry picked early data, then buddy I don’t know what to tell you. But from where I’m standing it sure seems like a good idea for the NFL to get the early “good” results firmly entrenched into the public consciousness…