Buddy, do you even soccer?

Tip of the cap for the update Nick!

If he dies, he dies

Big Daddy Dan Mullen has a nice ring to it. Plantations were just one big happy as far as I care to know.

Cops trying to extort money? That’s unpossible!

$90 jersey and can’t afford a decent pair of socks smh

Oh I think Stan the Man has some detractors across the Pond.

Except, they aren’t pulling from just Wales. They’ve gone out and found every Englishman with a Welsh gran or gramp that would qualify them for the team. I mean some of these guys wouldn’t be able to point to where Llanfairpwllgwyngyll is on the map.

Drogba Legend

Savannah Brinson must just be thrilled with the compliments

That whole ad campaign is legendary.

Buncha dudes hanging out in the back of a bus with blacked out windows wearing tight shirts and scarves while listening to techno? I dunno, just something about it seems kinda...gay.

Ah yes, throw them in jail. The least cost effective means of dealing with the problem and punitive to boot! Pity the poor businesses, but fuck the taxpayer right?

Well if there’s one place you don’t want any loitering, it’s Tailgate Park

Edelman ends up playing: “I got betta’”

Looking forward to all Black Knight injuries being listed as “just a flesh wound"

I, for one, would love to have my young child spend some QT with suspected rapist, Jameis Winston.

Or potentially Mexico, depending on what happens with Venezuela.