Merkin

Anyone even casually associated with the NFL knows these types of performances have plagued Jay his whole career

I'm not sure Stan the Man knows he owns a team.

Ageism is bullshit my ochre-colored friend

Who's the gentleman depicted on the banner?

"Not if we have anything to say about it"

The Quicksandlot

Eight Men Rained Out

Watch it again, that's what they tried to do. He's hoping to pop the ball into the air and doesn't hit it correctly and it skids out the back of the endzone. Any ideas what the Ref would be throwing a flag for after the play?

Upon seeing the shots of the crowd, Bruce Levenson immediately put in an offer to buy Alba Berlin.

I haven't lived in the 'burbs for a while, but I'm guessing this fight had something to do with one kangaroo's dog shitting in the other kangaroo's flower bed

Those Elways are notoriously tight-lipped. I've heard the only way to get them to open up is to rub peanut butter on their gums.

/smile creeps across man's face who is fast asleep, dreaming

"Charlie Bird is the restaurant version of Miley Cyrus twerking"

However, King is certainly a proponent of moob rule.

I'm more excited about the possibility of a Meow The Jewels remix album than I should be.

Shout out to the greys that made this admittedly stupid joke way before my misfiring synapses churned it out

Nobby Apples indeed