Spider-Manning is every morning when Eli wakes up in his blue and red footie PJs

And secondly....?

God knows the Rocky Mountains need a team, that's for damn sure.

Banana bread my friend. Stuff if full of things you like including chocolate, other fruits, nuts. You will love it and buy bananas just to watch them go brown knowing that schmucks throw away brown bananas...geniuses use them to make bread.

So some interesting tidbits to go along with the pic from your man on the scene, Carmelo Yello:

Its hard to say if its Stan or just the organization's approach in all facets of business. But it would appear from what the Nuggets\Avs are doing that the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree. I mean you see teams tank all the time and shed contracts...but the Nuggets just unloaded their GM and Head Coach, and let…

Its interesting that the Arsenal's tightness with the pursestrings seems to be something the whole Kroenke organization is based on. As a Colorado Rapids fan (yup, we're out here) and someone that sees the day to day transactions that the Nuggets, Avs, and Rams (to a lesser extent due to the salary cap in the NFL)…

Shoulda brought 'em $24 worth of beads.

"Individual schools and conferences have their own contracts"

"Why don't Chapman speak English?"

No shit! Those pandas really get after it!!!

Fun fact, he went to school from 1st grade on with Tom Kenny, who voices Spongebob. Lord have mercy on their teachers.

He's 75lbs...but I've been feeding him the livers since he was a pup. It's an unspoken rule we have. The second I start to sharpen my knife he knows what's up. His sister, the 8o lb pit bull gets the hearts and lungs and whatever else they decide to toss in.

I haven't heard a future Bobcat booed like that since a young Robert Goldthwait first took the stage in the St Matthews talent show oh so many years ago.

I would concur on the thighs...but then you don't get to hack the chicken apart with a dull knife.

Learn how to cut and freeze your own chicken...its sickening to think of all the $$$ I wasted over the years buying prepackaged cuts of chicken. Plus feeding the liver to my pit bull ensures he won't murder me in my sleep.

That one juuuuust caught the corner of the plate

Sure...it might seem like a overreaction at first. But upon interviewing the witnesses police determined the penis had provoked the aggression by giving the attacker the evil eye all night.

Trisha Yearwood disagrees:

I'm going to need you to finish that analogy Sport's Guy style. What failed basketball prospect is he at this point in his career? What rank is he on the scale of most hireable directors out there???