In Soviet Russia, trains catch you!

Change your damn headline. Ohio fans don't give two shits about that second-rate ag school Ohio State. Go Bobcats!

Ah the time honored tradition of filming a season in order, only to have the network heads fuck with the order they came out in because it would sell more widgets according to the alignment of the moon vis a vis the 18-24 age demo.

That's nothing, for years Harry Caray called games in a Budweiser-induced fog just as thick.

Let the bears pay the bear tax

In the future a day comes when everyone on Earth gets to pick one other person to be eliminated, no question asked, by secret ballot. Once the ballots are in, they round everyone up whose name was on a ballot and *makes knife across the throat motion*. It can be anyone from the worst despot in the world, to the jerk…

Brings to mind this little doozy from a few weeks back:

This I liked +1

The local sports station reached out to Mr Zimmerman for clarification of his comments:

Fuckin' canucks and their crazy-ass football fields. I mean why the hell is the 44 yard line so damn important?!?

What a load of crap

Bruce Wayne as the meddling owner, who insists that Batman start over the clearly superior Superman at QB

I'm referring to the monstrosity that is the MLS logo. The six year olds that I coach think its amateurish.

Ugh, and that logo...

One factor that never seems to be brought up is the type of pitches a guy throws. Do fastball pitchers break down more often than an off-speed specialist? We've seen guys who lose some juice on the 'ol #1 that then develop an off speed game, but that's more a result of the break down of the arm over time. I'm a…

Congrats Vinnie!

I'm very excited to see 50 year old women grinding to this in their courtside seats.

Sanchez is also the most señor QB the Jets have.

/slams head into desk