I hope the hustle and bustle of Kansas life doesn't strip this kid of the small town charm he's earned living in Toronto

Damn, Titus Young won't even be the best wide receiver spending time behind bars this summer.

We reached out to Mr Hoppes for his thoughts:

Yes, I know he is. I don't think he SHOULD be. See how I did that? Hope that helps clear up any and all confusion.

He does almost as good of a job selling this as Cubs fans do when they tell me Ron Santo should be in the Hall of Fame

Oh for shit's sake

It gained international acclaim during the 1986 World Cup held in Mexico.

Question: if we here in the States called it the "Mexican Wave" like it is in other countries, would it be as popular?

He saw the US Gov't using 9/11 as a manufactured reason to bomb his Muslim brothers

I said retractable, not domed. Domes are terrible.

Having the ability to host events year round would more than make up for it don't you think?

The real question is who let these clowns build stadiums without retractable roofs in states known to have unpredictable spring weather.

The similarities between D-Day and the Phillies don't stop there. They used blimps tethered to ships extensively for reconnaissance during the attack, And the Phillies have Ryan Howard tethered to First Base for about $25 mil a year

I finally figured it out. That giant whizzbang sculpture in center is actually the neon approximation of Jefferey Loria's middle finger.

Come on, lets not blame Stan for everything. His dipshit kids have helped him too!

Oh Snap!

Nice avatar Leitch! When's your next gig at the Improv?

As the gentleman to the right found out, pimpin ain't easy.

Weird that they went with Joakim Noah as the silhouette, huh?

+1 degree of latitude