"...you could probably lay off the Christians for a minute or two..."

The comfy pillows

The ferocity and quickness in attack that Barca displays after knocking the ball about casually is unbelievable. At :30 you see 3 defenders converge on Messi and immediately Sergio Busquets presses the advantage with a ball into Iniesta's feet and they are off. The sheer amount of attention that Messi commands,…

ESPN is nothing more than MTV (with some over produced "sports" on at night), and Skip Bayless is Snooki

Other than you know, he isn't a black youth.

+1

What is overcompensation for genital shortcomings, Alex?

Obviously a car backfired before the starting gun went off, duh.

Buy a Fry-Daddy, all the joy of deep frying and none of the mess. Might I recommend the deep fried pizza dough, that you then put topping on and broil? Delicious!

Classic case of "Hide the Sausage" if ever there was one

Wasn't the "ding-dong ditch" first accomplished by Lorena Bobbit?

except, you know, this chance to trash the university

Hello, this is nuance...I don't believe we've met before. He plays on the right wing in soccer. Please unwad your panties...as they seem to have become bunched and are affecting your thought process. Otherwise what in the world would posses you to have such a shit fit?

I think the difference is the weather in February makes for less options other than sitting in front of the TV trying not to murder your family in a Nicholson-esque rampage.

I'll consider my thunder officially stolen:

Check out his high school.

The team with the most pride? The Lions, duh.

I like this

You're telling me that Beyonce doesn't just get a preemptive enema before the show? Or at least a diarrheaphram:

Seems like they are looking for the American equivalent to this: