CarltonBanksTM
CarltonBanksTM
CarltonBanksTM

50 DKP plus for working Dworkin into it.

Jesus. 77°F is 25°C. That is nuts. It’s one thing to be working in an office that doesn’t have air conditioning, so it occasionally gets that warm on summer days, but quite another to aim for it. I’m a girl, and that is TOO HOT. Are the rest of you secretly lizard people? You are. I knew it.

What if the asteroid that forever changed life on Earth missed the planet completely and giant dinosaurs never became extinct?

Your wish is granted :)

Random factoid: The guy who sang that song, Sheb Wooley, is also credited with the Wilhelm Scream.

If they cut the scenes like this, I’m boycotting.

this can’t be a real opinion?

45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

Fuck it. I’ll live with my shame.

You know, I’m sure you’re just trying to be snarky or ironic or whatever the kids are calling it these days, but I get what Earl Sweatshirt’s saying? Like how when you’re, like, nineteen, talking or joking about raping people might seem ~*~cool~*~ or **eDgY*~ but then you grow up and realize, nope, that shit’s

Cheese puffs, is there anything they can’t do?