Your wish is granted :)

Random factoid: The guy who sang that song, Sheb Wooley, is also credited with the Wilhelm Scream.

If they cut the scenes like this, I’m boycotting.

this can’t be a real opinion?

45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

Fuck it. I’ll live with my shame.

You know, I’m sure you’re just trying to be snarky or ironic or whatever the kids are calling it these days, but I get what Earl Sweatshirt’s saying? Like how when you’re, like, nineteen, talking or joking about raping people might seem ~*~cool~*~ or **eDgY*~ but then you grow up and realize, nope, that shit’s…

Cheese puffs, is there anything they can’t do?

Thought this said: Tupperware Parties for Cannibals.

Any time is a good time to listen to Hell March!

We're on the cusp I guess. I think if someone says 90s music and you think of Nirvana and Pearl Jam, you're Gen X. If you think Backstreet Boys and Brittany Spears, you're a millenial.

Blow jobs are a privilege not a right. I enjoy blowing my bf but he is one of those mid 30s inexperienced guys and had only been asked to perform on a lady a couple of times. In his defense he also tried to stop me when I went down on him when we were waiting for a meteor shower early in our relationship because he…

Possibly the first Gawker Media writer to actively request dick pics...