Ack!

Before the idiots start in:

1) The First Amendment does not cover or protect harassment and threats.

According to Baker, testimony from Daisy and the rape kit wasn't enough evidence, which is also why her office didn't try to charge Barnett with sexual assault. "Without that video, there is no charge there," she said, referring to a tape that once apparently existed but has since been deleted of Barnett having sex…

Never. Not going to happen. Daisy on the other hand is going to be tortured about this for a lot longer. Fuck everything.

Beyoncé is an unbelievable singer and dancer, worthy of a description far beyond "popstar."

In order for people to see that, she has to feign humility by exalting someone else.

Yeah, he writes like every arrogant sophomore who fancies himself a writer. They have a characteristic style, for some reason.

I'm a hair styling idiot and I just figured out how to do this kind of hair INTENTIONALLY. For Christmas I was given a beachwaver curling iron that spins left and right and twists your hair without having to do any awkward acrobatics. On low heat I can make this tousled-wave look happen easily.

Oh, lordy, Tupac was a handsome man.

Am I the only person who does NOT believe that just being Beyoncé is not a good enough reason to crash my party? I would be pissed right off if Beyoncé just walked into my evening and made it hers.

Did anyone else read 'putting the stain on your panties'?

I'm all in for cats acting like young, middle-class, clueless, 20-somethings.

Pfft. I knew it was fake as soon as I saw the black cat.

Hannah?

Agreed.

I dunno... that videotape of her "Garden Party" looked a little whitewashed to me.

I don't even care that much about Jay-Z and Beyoncé, by the way.

To make the party really authentic, get your black friends to serve you ... what's that? You don't have any? Surely not.

This is so bad. I think my cringe is cringing. Cringeception. Seriously, what were they thinking?

WE have a Royal Couple...in the Commonwealth.