Arabian horse? Wake me when she gets a magical unicorn. A magical one.

Ya know, while I don't dislike April (usually), I just do not like Aubrey Plaza. She's not funny.

Thank you, Urban, but I already have a special shirt that advertises my depression. It's oversized and has a butterscotch pudding stain on it. It hasn't been washed in a few months. I should wash it. Eh. I'm just going to lay here. Wonder if there's anything new on Netflix. I could check. Oh. My ex is logged into my…

I, for one, endorse this trend. It can't be long before grey (formerly white) bras, period-stained underwear and holey socks become the first choice for rich people too.
I will be sitting on a gold mine.

I watched about 30 seconds of 2 Broke Girls once and had to change the channel because I felt like the characters were yelling at me and then the "studio audience" was laughing and I didn't know why there was laughter and then there was more yelling and I was so scared. That's what I get for leaving the TV on after…

It's a terrible day in America when a convicted rapist has a case of the sads.

Generic. That's the word I was looking for.

God, I hope she makes it really far and that on at least one date she is tripping balls.

But they have to overcome the the month waiting period after the show where the coupe on-screen must pretend to still be together, and in his hands gesture the bachelor decides to give you that bonus check and proposes on air at the Women Tell All episode.

Their new found budding love is challenged, when the bachelor mistakenly gives a rose to the flaky hot sister/best friend.

The bachelor or the bachelorette is the cheesy romantic comedy lead, he/she is so busy that they've decided through wacky misinformation and coincide to join a reality dating show, but they find true love in an unexpected place.

"Raichel" LOL.

Wow, this "bad timing" defense creates all sort of mind-boggling possibilities. "Your honor, my client is merely a victim of bad timing. If he had trafficked these Mexicans over for slave labor in the 1850s, they would have been his property and the law would have protected him." "Your honor, my client is merely a…

Yes, it would have been entertaining. I often enjoy the "view" from my couch in a comfy old house in Atlantic Canada. :)

I think it's the opposite. She's the kind of person who feels a lot of shame, but lacking any self-awareness or ability for introspection she projects that out onto other people and things. "I feel awful and it's got to be someone's fault, so why not you?"

A tiny victory against awful political nepotism

The ending made me choke on my soda. :)

You call that a big butt? Oh, honey.

"I don't like being watched," says the woman who posts pictures of her ass on Instagram.