forget that man!! Why Jack off when you have the real thing in the next room?!
Leave it to a bunch of baseball-loving Americans to misunderstand the significance of runs.
Sadly, it just confirms the US soccer player sterotype...very fit, and lacking in basic skills. It's almost impossible to run that much, yet have so little possession to show for it.
It's actually a nickname I've had since I was a kid, and it refers to the animal. I didn't realize until around high school or so that the name can take on a very different meaning, especially in the wrong context. But screw that, it's my nickname and I like it. Not everything is sexual.
His browser history probably exceeded the maximum email attachment size.
Who has time for porn when the quarterly sexual relations reports are due?
I have invited Fivethirtyeight.com data journalist Reuben Fischer-Baum to discuss this spreadsheet and what it may indicate about the sexual prowess of the guy who made it.
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son
Perhaps he should try initiating sex before she goes to the gym? Maybe in the morning before work? Being married means being part of a team, you're not trying to one-up the other person. These two are being petty with one another. That's the exact opposite of the point of being in a romantic relationship.
Shouldn't this be on Regressing?
If this guy wanted to get really anal, he'd probably be turned down for that too.
They will move to Chicago, and whenever they need more money from Chicago, they will threaten to move to Los Angeles.
I believe Kirby Puckett's career ended because he couldn't watch baseball either.
Derek Jeter: 14 All-Star Game Appearances.
Tony Gwynn: 15 All-Star Game Appearances.
They should have just been honest and said since he didn't play for Yankees or Red Sox, we don't care.
Hey FOX/MLB the Motion Picture Academy Awards Show remember the deceased in their business very well.
Tony Gwynn was a really great dude in addition to being one of the best hitters of any era. If anyone deserved to be singled out, (in my biased opinion) it's Gwynn.
"Tony Gwynn did not play for the Yankees, Red Sox, or Cardinals, so we do not give a flying fuck."
What other event would you like Deadspin to report on tonight? Looks like the Los Angeles Sparks beat the Indianapolis Fever, that's something. They're only one game under .500 now. The Blazers' rookies and non-roster players beat the Hawks' rookies and non-roster players in a summer league game. That's pretty cool!