Chad Curtis is still hoping to get mentioned for all of his appearances in the minors.

Even though San Diego fans have come to expect this (three straight years with no Padre appearing in the game), it's still really painful to see that level of disrespect. An in memoriam would be great, since it would have also been an acknowledgement of Jerry Coleman as well.

Hey, if Mickey Mantle could get an easy one from Denny McLain as a sign of respect, I don't know why Derek Jeter can't get one from Adam Wainwright. This was just a St. Louis Cardinal honest to God playing the game the right way!

Uggh. Everyone knows it's a huge mistake to put pussy on a pedestal.

oh.. the fleshlight jokes are coming...

"what's not to love, unless you're a fan of another NL West team?"

"Dude, we won. You can shave now."

"Sure, but do we really need five colors?"

This raises a lot of questions, such as how is LeBron's hat staying on his head?

holy shit, you're an honest to god crazy commenter you always hear about. I've only ever seen your kind on Yahoo and World Star Hip Hop.

The question about dogs thinking to themselves has to be the dumbest question yet on a Funbag.

Stopped reading to post how shocked I am that people take booze home with them AT ANY AGE. Even in HS, your friend/acquaintance/stranger put his neck on the line so you can get drunk off of 3 beers and explore teenage hormones. That man is due alcohol. People who take back alcohol are the people who demand free…

I have a hunch that's not the first DP Jeter tricked someone into.

I'm sure Tony Hale knows a guy.

If Belgium got 27 shots on goal, then no, the US did not play a great defensive game. Howard played a great defensive game. I love all the USMNT love and optimism, and feel they are building a quality program, but let's call it how it was: the executioner missed the neck but severed the spinal cord to make a slower,…

But the good news is, it is indeed gripping America. One could not help noticing the sizable chants during the game, clearly audible to TV viewers in jam packed bars across the nation. "U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A..."

If we were to make this comparison, I think USA would be closer to a #5, than an #11 considering there are four #5's (one for each region) in the tournament. They were #14 in FIFA's esoteric rankings pre-tournament and 13 in ELO, ESPN's SPI at least had them in the top 25 also.

Did you read the article? He did not say that upsets don't exist in soccer, he correctly pointed out that in the end the best teams always win, and that there has never been a cinderella run to the WC title.

Your hot air spins no turbines on the Deadspinner.