Ndamukong Suh: The Wonder Years

Rallying and still standing after 54 shots? Who are they, Vodka Samm?

No wonder Walt decided to poison him. Brock is a little douche.

I think a narrow view is what defines this family.

The worst person in this scenario is the one who decided to make a video in portrait mode.

Title suggestion:

"Goodbye, Newman."

The former has her story written by SI. The latter writes it herself for a senior honors thesis.

Come on, Sean. You've got to include the entire headline:

posing with the bear's severed head and paws

Finally an NHL player comes out, and what a way to do it! I always had a feeling Stoner takes head from bears.

This reminds me of that time I masturbated to pictures of Alex Rodriguez while I was watching Alex Rodriguez play baseball.

How 'bout no, Scott..?

Jewish 'Bama fans: When we're not killing trees, we're nailing your saviour to them.

Would you pass up nearly four percent of your salary for a superstition?

Holy crap. I got teary eyed.

That's cool kid right there. Dad raised him right.

Good thing she wasn't smoking pot, that's illegal.

The Hawkeye baseball team has players who can't even hit .341.

UCLA at 1,324,989 seems a little off. They can compete in the pac-12, and I'm pretty damn sure they are better the San Jose State, and I live in San Jose.