SportsCenter producer: [reads article]

Francesca Schiavone might have said she didn't need a hug

but the purple-and-gold color scheme makes me think this guy might just be a Laker fan who repurposed this shirt from a past Lakers-Celtics series

"Ha! You call that ruining a mock draft?!"

"We could all use a friend like -"

If I was guy who had a beef with a pitcher, and I was hit intentionally, I would take my base, lead off of first, and then during his next pitch (assuming he's a righthander) run and tackle him from behind. I can't be the first person to have thought of this. Why hasn't someone done this yet?

"It was a pretty good array of magazines. It actually had a variety, too. It was almost like a newsstand, put it that way...It was the precursor to the internet. You just picked up one, and there was a little sign that said when you’re done with the book, put it back."

"They won't beat us unless we beat ourselves"

Dis cord ended David Carradine's relationship too.

Tony Parker is doing personal training now?

Other wickedly expensive historical artifacts to consider -

Surprising, considering how easy it is to drug test a Jamaican. All you have to do is smell their joints.

I'm glad these allegations about Chivas are getting out now rather than staying bottled up for 12 years.

Emmitt Smith is also suing the NFL over concussions.

He claims the price of beer is just too damn high.

Ugh, it was a joke. Actually a repurposing of an old joke about rollerblading. If you were/are really bothered by it, click on the little x beside my username and it goes away. So simple I thought anyone could figure it out. But you know the old one about making things idiot proof, right?

"And what fuckstick actually recommended this?"

Do you know what the hardest part is about playing kickball? Telling your parents you're gay.

At least the members of the team had the good sense to name themselves the Pandas, because from what I'm reading here, it's pretty obvious that the odds are quite long against any of them reproducing.

Serie A Kickball (throws half a banana at Pandas)

Wow, well isn't this ironic. Now Douglas is like my Uncle Tom, who's an unemployed alcoholic.