For his sake, he should hope that they aren't "grrrelegated" at the end of the season.

If they were going to emulate Detroit, couldn't they just have added the word Rock to the middle of their current name, or burned down half their city?

Hull City is irrelevant

Besides, if you were to compare a college football player to Rosa Parks, the obvious pick would be Eric LeGrand. That dude gets to sit wherever the hell he wants.

It may have been only four hours to us, but at BYU that equates to about 60 million years.

I would have thought it more apropos to have Dwight Howard's picture on a box of flakes.

It could be a lot of us don't care because... it's still a neon.

"Rob Johnson throwing, and people wishing this shit would just be over with? You don't say." —Buffalo Bills fans

You don't see too many athletes go from football to baseball, and certainly not at such an advanced age.

...he just wants to get this shit over with so he can go take a shower.

"A Catcher Pitched to a Pitcher Last Night, And It Was Great"

Detroit can't afford to watch that one.

You fucked up and posted the wrong one.

Raul Ibanez fined $25,000 by Roger Goodell for illegal celebratory spike

[sends JJJJJDDDD back in time]

On the doctor thing: I'm a somewhat recent Ph.D. (sociology, bitches!) and from the second I defended my dissertation, I have been waiting eagerly to be in a situation where someone asks if there's a doctor in the house.

So you've been on three separate flights where people died? I think you're bad luck.

KC and the Moonshine = Banned

wait. Someone is broadcasting Charity Bowling?

What is even more bizarre is that this was televised.