Not according to science.

Good thing there’s a bumper to abso.... oh.

Redneck Initial D! Perfect.

“A video of a top-rated NFL prospect smoking weed is not a story. We here at Gawker have strong journalistic standards.”

To be fair to Donald, he’d need canopy if he wants to help give Christie some shelter.

Wow, that’s nice to give our Equestrian and Dressage teams some love. Oh, that’s the Polo logo emblazoned so prominently on their chests? My bad. I should’ve known better.

I'm outraged the woman filming this video was also driving a car, even though she had a capable passenger.

The reason everyone in Colorado is so damn proud of themselves is because they’re legally high on recreational weed. Good. For. Them. I wish I could say the same.

The Tinder spin-off for parents is called “Motherfuckers”.

Championship rings don’t make a person infallible.

These jerks are mad now, but they’ll miss all of you when Gawker folds.

HA! The fat dude put himself on blast for being a pussy. Don’t agree to a fight, rank out, then try to claim you’re above it all.

Gang initiation? Kids these days have it so easy.

It’s that Trout did it so easily in street clothes that’s impressive. He casually took a couple steps and raised up.

That would be me! I always move closer to the centerwall if I see motorcyclist coming up. I know it’s much, much safer for them to be in the carpool lane or splitting the carpool & fast lane. I always appreciate the thankful wave in response.

Damn. I can’t wait for the remix with Elliott Smith music.

Fuck a 32-ounce CapriSun, give me a 64-ounce Pacific Cooler, and I’ll be set.

Kobe’s sad, hobbling descent into awkward irrelevance reminds me a lot of the post-Will Leitch, Kinja Era of Deadspin. Damn, you guys used to rule the world, now it’s just pathetic.

Unless you’re planning on sitting in your parked car, a parking lot is the last place you’d want to piss someone off.

Like warm apple pie.