Have you seen the guy’s dick? Give it a little more time before it shows up on this dong blog.

You were married to a Lakers fan, lived in LA, and even though you didn’t have a team, you chose to become a Portland Trailblazers fan?

This is much better than the garbage Albert Burneko writes.

Apparently, people who wipe while standing up also need to go on a diet and hit the gym because they’re too fat to wipe their asses like normal people.

This is great. The Deadspin staff takes itself too seriously now.

Don’t let facts get in the way of an almost-clever comment!

I thought Rob Ford was dead?

EVERYTHING on Gawker and Jezebel.

Don’t worry, Jack. Cardinals season is right around the corner.

North Carolina doesn’t care about the NBA. If the NCAA were to prohibit UNC, Duke, Wake Forest, NC State, and the other state’s universities from participating in the NCAA tournament, then maybe there would be some change.

I’d have a harder time explaining homophones to my kid.

Does “possession” mean having a video saved on the hard drive or could it simply be a cached link a person inadvertently clicks?

“Where I’m From” >>> “Rebirth of Slick”

Hollywood Treatment. You see it in actors and actresses all the time. As they age, they undergo botox treatments meant to remove wrinkles, but all it does is stretch out their face, elongating their features until they’re nearly unrecognizable.

Fuck cancer.

I regret I have but one star to give you.

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Anything is possible with prayer.

Before the sexual assault, Cleaves was having himself one hell of a 19th hole.

Neighbor: Would you and your wife like to join us for Bible Study tonight?