CarlosDangerMouse
CarlosDangerMouse
CarlosDangerMouse

Best since Jordan? Taek so hawt!!!!

This is the best. The. Best.

No wonder your MPGs suffer with Petrobras.

Luckily, this is the internet and you don’t need to have any qualifications whatsoever to publish an opinion.

Can’t our athletes just train in Flint to inoculate themselves of the dangers of Brazilian water?

If I were coaching against GS in a playoff series, I’d beat up Curry when I’m on offense by having my PG run through multiple picks each possession and instruct my players to ensure Curry feels each pick throughout the game. I’d also deploy a combination of the Jordan Rules, where Curry will feel something with every

I’m surprised so many people are confusing the 5 in metro-LA with the 5 in the cuts north and south of LA. Not only is the 5 in metro-LA almost always congested no matter the time of day, but it’s one of the least maintained freeways in all of the Southland. The only stretch of the 5 that seems to get any CalTrans

It’s sad that the NCAA considers lack of institutional control to be when players take handouts from agents and boosters, but when a head coach facilitates the alienation and death threats of a player who did the right thing in reporting a violent crime in defense of a rape victim, it’s just business as usual.

Damn. I haven’t seen this level of Ohio girl abuse since that dude and his basement. Dead giveaway.

Dear Kanye,

So short and thick actually is better than long and thin...

You also have humidity and storms that could become the occassional hurricane.

It’s so sad to see a Trojan turn to a life of crime after getting fired by the football team.

Ask historically great programs like Texas football or UCLA basketball; losing has a way of compounding itself in college sports.

Is Georgia Frontiere buying the team back?

The Boston Celtics are a classy, classy organization.

I had to close the door to my office and just sob. Prayers, thoughts, well-wishes, anything to his family, especially his wife, to help them get through this difficult time.

Poor Lexus. I saw an informercial requesting donations to pay for surgeries to repair their cleft palates.

Her heels should at least be 5”

It looks like something straight out of G.I. Joe.