Stan Kroenke is shitting all over St. Louis? I didn’t know he was a Deadspin writer.

The Rams fucked themselves in LA when they moved to Anaheim, then Georgia Frontiere laid the blue print for the owner portrayed in the movie Major League.

I’m surprised there isn’t an entire section devoted to how insufferable St. Louis Cardinals fans are.

I had a bunch of stickers and decals on my DA Integra, but I wouldn’t call it useless because they gave me an extra 10 horsepower.

The Michael Jordan mythology captured our imaginations and made us all want to fly. Steph Curry has captured our imaginations by letting it fly. I love watching kids on the playground praticing their handles and working on their range. It’s a lot more practical because dunking is something only a small percentage of…

One of the SI editors who is on the selection committee made the radio rounds yesterday. He said that while Rousey was a finalist, the selection was already made prior to her fight with Holm.

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Damn the Sports Illustrated Electoral College!!

Teams built around white players win rings? Did Lorenzo Cain, Salvador Perez, Alcides Escobar, Yordano Ventura, Franklin Morales, and Kelvin Herrera hear the good news that they’re white now? They won’t have to fear getting shot by the cops in Missouri anymore.

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The Braves fleeced the Dbacks. Arizona is going to have to go wire-to-wire with their opening day roster because they don’t have the assets to make real improvement at the deadline.

He only publicized his salary to put U$C football players in their place. Looks like Heritage Hall is going to have to up their COLA index for 2016 now.

Local cops targeted high school girls for hook-ups? That made my stomach turn and my skin crawl.

Didn’t your mother teach you not to hit girls?

7/$217MM for a 30 year-old pitcher makes Kershaw’s deal look like an absolute steal.

Byron is trying to get fired so he could still get paid his contract and get started on golfing the rest of the year. He’s stupid in a basketball context, but smart in the context of life.

One of the underrated aspects of the Killah Hills 10304 skit is dude singing “Lost In Love” by New Edition.

Arrest? Sounds like a toe-curling-rapture-inducing-feels-so-good-I-could-die kind of night.

After so much tragedy in the past few days, it’s nice to finally hear some good news.

The Seahawks had a great run that resulted in one championship, even though their fans will pretend they won three. Sounds familiar.