Obviously, this was a rhetorical question because several people have offered valid answers that you’re not accepting for some reason.

Fired for that? That’s just wong.

Who listens to Power106 in LA? That station has been irrelevant since the 90s. KDAY ALL DAY, E’REY DAMN DAY (if you’re forced to listen to terrestial radio, of course).

And if Daniel Murphy plays like regular Daniel Murphy, the Mets don’t even get past the Dodgers. Enough with this aunt with balls being my uncle business.

Wright should’ve retreated to 3B on contact, and Flores should’ve fielded the ball since it was Perez batting. There’s no need for Wright to cut off the SS to make the play when you have the tying run on 3B.

I thought Wright was overly aggressive on that play. If he breaks back to 3B and lets Flores field the ball, Hosmer either stays at 3 or gets himself in a run-down.

Randle can get his shot whenever he wants, but the dude has Frankenstein touch on his shot.

The officiating last night was fucking brutal, especially in the 3rd quarter.

I was at the game last night and I watched the replay on TV when I got home because I listened to the post-game radio guys crucify Kobe’s shot selection. I saw a different game from my seat at the game than what I watched on my couch. There is no flow in the Lakers offense, regardless of whether it was Russell or…

Allen Edmonds Normandy ($350)... based on the boot AE made for the US military in WW2 but with modern amenities. They also qualify for AE’s recrafting service.

Don’t worry. One day, you will overcome.

Slow-pitch softball players everywhere commiserate.

What’s your source on Mattingly receiving an extension offer?

Hoke has a radio show? I didn’t even know there was a market to listen to a fat ass eat for 3 hours on the radio.

You can use a backpack for work, if you have a casual office. If not, don’t be that fucking millennial.

More like Ricers circa 1992, and we actually were unique because there was barely an aftermarket back then. Seeing this now in 2016 makes me wonder if we’re going to go back to flip-phones.

The correct answer is no one. Justin Turner brought the only bat to the game last night, hell all series, and he missed the pitch he wanted from Syndegaard. Can’t blame him though. He was the only hitter that showed up.

The Cardinals or Giants would’ve hit that home run, not the Dodgers.

Baseball is a cruel game. Tommy Lasorda must have sold his soul to the Flying Spaghetti Monster to win it all in 1988. The Dodgers have been cursed ever since.

If we dissolve the United States, can we still keep the Gawker Universe? I don’t know where else to get such enlightening intellectualism.