All hell breaks loose? This doesn’t even constitute a scrum.

Probably Ruben Tejada.

and Hershiser/Hershiser ripping the hearts out of the 100-win Mets and the 104-win A’s.

Ivanka is a freaking SMOKE SHOW. Brains, business savvy, and beauty... she’s nonpareil.

“Our officers weren’t there to observe the violations,” Hoshino said.

It’s a small price to pay for a free minor league system.

When I was a kid I had a dream I had a waterbed instead of a bunk bed, and the waterbed was some kind of portal to an underwater world I used to visit Ariel from The Little Mermaid. The first night was my discovery of the portal. The second night I met Ariel. The third night she explained that King Triton killed…

Popeye usually collects from Wimpy on Tuesdays.

1991 - 9/10/2001: end of the Cold War to 9/11, the zenith of American hegemony.

The Dodgers can’t block the Giants because they have the better record.

Because he got a better-paying gig at Best Buy?

While you’re onto something, the height disparity is easily remedied by having a big dick.

Huge three game stretch with the Arizona schools then Stanford for a national Thursday night game coming off a bye. Could this be the year UCLA finally gets over Stanford? My big fear is UCLA surviving this 3-game gauntlet only to fall in the trap game at Utah before the big showdown at the Coliseum against Southern…

I <3 you.

Godspeed, Craggs. Gawker doesn’t derserve you.

I agree. WWE’s 2014 revenue surpassed MLS’s by almost $50MM. Sadly, with the single-entity system, the single bottomline means more than actual competitive balance, but since I’m a Galaxy fan, IDGAF.

Future Turner: I know you’re pissed at Puig, but this will pass. The Dodgers are getting a steal paying him only $6MM for a 5-win player.

Lasorda is the worst. I pray to God he doesn’t take Vin before Tommy. I fear a Dodger World where Tommy, not Vin, is the face of the brand.

Would you expect anything else from a fan base that also roots for the 49ers, Giants, and Raiders?

Paid then exposed.