I’m too busy looking at where the pitch was supposed to be (down and in) and looking at where it ended up (up and away a foot out of the zone) to be concerned about the movement. I’d rather Cole command his heater.

I drive a Toyota and my wife has a Honda. Both of our vehicles have had issues, hers especially, so I visited the Subaru dealer last week. I feel like Subaru, as a company, is in a similar position to Toyota in the 80s and Honda in the 90s, where they’re trending up by building a loyal base with the quality of their…

I’d like to see ghost Secretariat superimposed over the 2015 Belmont race like a Super Mario Kart time trial.

Can you use your pull to get Subaru to bring back the WRX/STI hatchback?

I’m surprised the paint hasn’t faded and peeled off like every other 7th generation Accord I see today.

YES! Noooooo.

How dare you disparage Gordon Bombay. He scored 196 goals in one season of junior hockey. ONE SEASON. He would’ve gone pro too, if his crazy overbearing coach didn’t rob him of his soul, which appropriately steered him toward law school. Respect the power of the Triple-Deke.

Yup, the Clippers were eliminated due to poor roster construction and poor roster management, which all lead back to... Doc Rivers.

Jay Z and Nas eventually reconciled after Takeover and Ether.

The tree was planted at the beginning of the game. It had grown to 25’ by the 9th inning.

Or it’s a call-back to:

Area Code Wars! 310 does have some shady areas (Compton, Lennox, Hawthorne, etc.) but it is also the wealthiest area code in LA (Beverly Hills, Brentwood, Pacific Palisades, Santa Monica, Malibu, Manhattan Beach, Palos Verdes Estates, Rancho Palos Verdes, Rolling Hills, Redondo Beach, Hermosa Beach).

This is the first time I’ve ever cried reading something on Deadspin.

I hate when my wife does her makeup in the car. It’s not like she didn’t have ample time to put it on before leaving the house, but now I have to drive like a grandmother so she doesn’t poke her eye out with her eyeliner even though we’re now 30 minutes late.

Some are human, most are sub-human.

Just ignore the commenters. Acknowledging them will only give them strength.

If you have to pick people up at LAX, tell them to go upstairs to the departure level to save yourself the headache.

Third row seating is a thing now? I thought I was getting old, but I’m happy to see that I still haven’t grown up.

Puig is a superstar. Through 252 career games, he’s slashing .305/.386/.502 with a 151 OPS+. The only other player comparably superior is Mike Trout, who is the consensus best player in baseball. He’s definitely one of the most polarizing players in baseball and is prone to hyperbole, but he’s definitely a superstar.