Whatever you feel like

Mountain Dew for the purpose of finals cramming

I share the sentiment. Bioprocess engineering in <11 hours.

My favorite wife's pretty cool, so she puts up with most of the stuff I do.

Days Of Favre Lives

This joke was funny by way of its ruthless brutality, but the Hatey stamp of approval is just splendid:

English is a language that I'm good at English.

Clemson DUAN:

There are few things in sports I'd rather see than Tiger absolutely destroying the field again.

In related news, the International Union of Pure and Applied Physics is recommending that video game developers remove all instances of teleportation, whether it be based upon science or magic.

The biggest thing I've had trouble with is that I'm just a lot stronger now, evidenced by the fact that I can shoot free throws without jumping. On jump shots I end up turning to the side because I used to need the shoulder rotation since I wasn't strong enough to just use my arm. I think I was shooting better when I…

Sports Futility DUAN:

Moffett: Oh yeah, that's a good weta... stick that carrot in your mouth. Yeah, just like that, keep going girl. Only the biggest cricket in the world could do that.

I'm contemplating whether I should start on either of the projects that I have due in the next two weeks, studying for my first final which is next Monday, working on grad school apps, or just sitting around. Obviously that last option is winning.

"We are all here to dance like Caucasoids."

Related!

That's where all of this concerned talk about the Brit's American "legacy" comes from.

I'm drinking anything with caffeine since I have a paper due in 18 hours that hasn't been started.

They're only club level, so it's a bunch of kids from up north who don't have any other opportunity to play hockey. Better than nothing I guess.