my pit bull question made it! Woohoo!

That Pitbull/pitbull Q&A was top shelf. Hats off to VGS.

I'll toss my hat in the ring to not really answer this one but provide a reason for why it appears that way. What Deadspin hates, above all, is sanctimonious high-horse sportswriting (and Darren Rovell, which amounts to the same thing). There is no greater example of said sanctimonious high-horse sportswriting than…

I wasn't popular in high school. This was long before the days I could walk up to a random chick and say, "You're with me, leather." I was just Chris Berman, painfully shy 17-year-old virgin. Well, as luck would have it, a girl transferred into our school mid-semester. I could tell she was desperate to be liked. And…

Yeah, but how were the kids?

Unlike Drew Magary, Harrison seems to understand that the guy on the right is just his own mirror image.

that wasn't a lockout shortened season. the following season was the lockout shortened one.

Dallas won in 2011, the lockout was the following season

HEY! I KNOW THAT STORE!!!! Yeah, it's Goldberg's supermarket on 18th Avenue and 50th street. Also, this is kinda old.

solid effort, but still not as dumb as calling that slant on 2nd and goal from the one with marshawn lynch in the backfield.

Well, that's the second dumbest play I've seen this week.

"I told you passing was a bad idea."

Everyone always knows. New Yorkers are incredibly aware without actually appearing to be aware. It's a skill.

Should you find yourself around some Patriots after the parade, let us know.

So that's answers the big question hanging over the Superbowl, who Baldwin was directing his TD celebration at.

It turns out was badly misreading the Condo Developer's Guide To Successful Gentrification when he read that first line, "Take a dump in Brooklyn."

Are you kidding me? This joker has the AUDACITY to PARTY after a SUPER BOWL LOSS, for crying out loud! He is obviously NOT a TEAM PLAYER. He didn't even have a SHIRT ON! He's a SCOURGE and GOD will PUNISH us for GRONK'S SINS.

You trolled Patriots fans strongly enough for Magary to defend Brady? That's elite trolling (and an elite after-the-fact explanation. No thanks needed)

Your troll is just a product of your company system. You're not the best troll of all time, so we'll hold off on that discussion, but well done.

Like any good drunk, he waited till the day AFTER the Super Bowl to do this.