Somewhere, Heidi Cruz is reading your comment and cringing

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

Conspiracy theories are for Trumpanzees.

He would like it if we turned a blind eye to his misgivings.

I can’t believe Deadspin doesn’t have a Cardinals-esque running feature “It’s been X number of days since the day Jim Buss said he’d resign in three years if the Lakers were still shitty. And they’re still shitty.”

Dude Where’s My Car-eer?

The game was historic on two counts—the Warriors tied the wins record, and it was the first time a sitting NBA commissioner showed up with a shotgun to receive a home team’s injury report in person.

Starred for best Kinja joke of the day: RG3 giving someone a good look.

“Hell, this black bear picked them even though bears and panthers are natural rivals (in the jungle). I think they’re all wrong, even the bear.”

I thought the post-retirement Kobe statue was still playing about 20 minutes a game.

11/10 with rice

Better than the leash they were on 300 years ago...

WHO THE FUCK WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PATRIOTS

Jessica Jones was amazing from 1st to last episode, so no idea what you’re talking about.

Still more dignity than most of the organization.

One of these days, Robin Lopez will realize that he is actually a mascot himself.

Robin Lopez fighting mascots is the best thing in basketball

Ay man, I know a great goodwill bin, some see me when you’re in town. We’ll pull up an oildrum and grab a thunderbird.

Fuck yo’ podcast! FUCK YO’ PODCAST.