Skip, why are you still awake? Don't you have to be at work early tomorrow?

The Patriots are trying to get Gronk lots of media appearances to remind everyone that their CURRENT tight end hasn't murdered anyone.

Has anybody noticed the the Beast Mode logo is just the Benjamin Moore logo sideways?

I was using headphones. I burst out laughing, that was the problem.

So many people are saying this, and I'm seriously confused how anyone can equate hanging out in a little room with a comedian and an athlete playing video games with a press conference in front of 50 microphones wielded by reporters trying to trip you up and make you say the wrong sound bite.

And ended up settling for the Deadspin super bowl ad

Confirms what I've long suspected — Lynch is smarter, more media savvy than most of the "reporters" trying to "cover" him. And Gronk is the biggest, purest 14-old boy ever.

I love Kevin Harlan. Overall, I just love the TNT basketball crew.

Screw the media, Conan should be in charge of all NFL player interview for now on. Beast Mode and Gronk were hilarious, and candid.

Best line: "Lick the gun. Lick the gun. Lick the gun."

This might have moved into my top 5 Conan segments of all-time.

This whole thing is nuts, but that look Lynch gives at 10:49 when Conan says he's from Boston made me laugh out loud in an empty room. It's like he's genuinely betrayed, like a 3-year old after his mom takes a toy. Just a face of pure confusion and shock

Maybe this "Lakers are better without Kobe" talk isn't just all gas.

Harlan is very underrated as a broadcaster IMO

A black hole of hot takes: (noun) a collection of takes so hot and so dense that no take can scape. Upon crossing the event horizon, all matter and energy is condensed into infinite Skip Bayless's giving infinite opinions on Tebow on infinite First Takes.

My wife and I had just finished a movie on the TV and were about to head to bed when I clicked over to the game, which was just ending halftime. Neither of us are big hoops fans, but there's something about this year's Dubs that has been truly compelling.

+1 Apparently, the definition of "back up quarterback" has changed

I'm surprised you don't get it. Pretty basic humor.

You know goddamn well that Pete Carroll refers to himself as "daddy" when talking to his players.

"Yeah I think I'll pass."