They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.

I would have gone with the grades the team got on their English midterms.

"Now Trevor Ariza getting involved."

"Yeah, let's encourage a fucking Wall. Just wait until he has eight illegitimate kids from eight mothers."

"just form a fucking wall"

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

Hell, some of his teammates didn't even realize he had retired.

Justin Verlander's bare ass. Dan Snyder. Rovell. Rainbow Cake Commenters. PFT Commenter.

Detroit Butteaters, Roger Goodell, "The Bud Selig Experience," Floyd Mayweather, Donald Sterling, and Daniel Snyder. It's a lot, but all of these rose to HOF levels of WTF-ness this year.

Lions parking lot butthole-eater.

Jose Canseco's Finger, if only for the fact that it would look amazing as a HOF plaque.

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

At least he can commiserate with Morris Claiborne. That poor guy has been torched repeatedly.

Starting again because the backup also sucks?

The celebrity 2 on 2 basketball tournament continued on through the scorching hot San Jose summer afternoon. The finals had arrived and in one corner stood the most unlikely duo.... Kobe Bryant and Andrew Luck.

Does anyone honestly think that Brett Favre wouldn't A: love to come back to a playoff-contending defense, and B: be better than Ryan Lindley?