Andromeda’s biggest sin is that it’s mostly okay, and a little bit boring.

Lost both my mom and dad eight years ago, when I was 25. They did good. The torch had already been passed, but damn if I don’t wish I could talk to them about current events. They would have loved Game of Thrones!

I dislike Trump, but this is reaching a bit.

Taserface? Is that you?

Crazy idea: it’s possible both to disapprove of money in politics and fight Trump (indeed, they literally go hand-in-hand as concepts). It’s also possible to vote for someone (Obama/Hillary) and criticize them. I know from personal experience!

I believe that there is no such a thing as consequences in politics anymore. People will forget about this in a year.

Gah! I was never even 10% this ambitious.

My understanding and first hand experience with actual zweihanders says otherwise. I mean, even wikipedia places them at 5.9ft, as do historical depictions, which place them all as roughly the same length as a person is tall.

You’re so pithy. Here’s your jerk-flavored cookie.

How about playing a frightened child?

Oh, that’s already confirmed?

Actually, now that you mention it, the idea of playing a baddass Russian woman forced to pick up a rifle during the battle of Stalingrad sounds like it could make for a good story!

I’ll bet $10 that the campaign’s playable female protagonist will be a French resistance fighter.

Well, at least I won the hearts of Kinja. I’ll take it!

Are you suggesting that Bernie Sanders had something to do with Pizzagate? Or were you replying to something else?

The best part about that CNN link? It’s disingenuous as fuck and demonstrates how the headline doesn’t even remotely reflect what Bernie said:

The rest of the world was just as shocked as the American establishment press at Trumps election. To say a third person perspective is less flawed than a first-hand partisan one misses the point: we’re all biased, either by choice or by our circumstances, and no one in Europe or anywhere else had their fingers on the…

I AM an American, and I say the confidence of your opinion is about as useful as the confidence Democrats had that Trump was going to lose.

You’re right, I’m so glad we went with Clinton. If we’d gone with Bernie, we might have lost!

Okay, this guy is a tool AND he’s full of shit.