Does the buyer get to use the auctioneer’s hammer on the wretch who chose the color scheme? No? Not for her then.

Pretty sure you’re thinking of Darth Vader.

I would not be the first Morgan three wheeler to have an enclosed engine,

Ignoring the tossers for a second...

Needs googly eyes:

Here’s what the original concept’s pop-up headlights look like y’all. *edit* found another image

Great news!

A white Ferrari Testarossa. Specifically this white Ferrari Testarossa.

This thing. Wretched excess all around. Digital dash, T-roof, Bodysonic seats, pop up headlights, a propensity towards rust, and a look that could only be inspired by Bolivian Marching Powder....

“Now 007, pay attention. When you press the WARP button and set it to FUNKY mode, the housing rotates to point up thru the glass hatch and the AA lazer is activated. When set to CASUAL mode the lazer will fire forward and melt the head of anyone sitting in the passenger seat.

He’ll claim to be designing some revolutionary tugboat with enhanced electrons which can reverse polarity, thus effortlessly freeing the ship using minimal energy, but when he shows up it’ll just be a Model Y duct-taped to couple of dinghies 

He didn’t have a digital ballast gauge.

He was about half a gallon of ballast low in the rear bilge.

Oh I have been to many a pig roast, just never got to fry up the tail or play soccer with the bladder.

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

Um, interesting non-vintage video insert at 5:50 in the video. I wonder what intern thought that would be funny to do when they were digitizing this stuff...

This font’s italics don’t slant far enough to the right to emphasize what pure chaos this might be!

AmazonBasics delivery van. $45,000 with free shipping (via larger van). 

Right you are! Thanks!