That bad? What’s gone wrong?

1st gear: Hehe.
2nd gear: Mo recalls mo problems.
3rd gear: That’s actually pretty cool. Would it just be the oval or would the road course be fair game as well?
4th gear: Ain’t care. Boring cars.
5th gear: Sounds like investing in lithium stocks is a good idea.
Reverse: A black day for motor racing.
Neutral: You said it…

It’s too interesting to be badged as a Nissan.

All those forced smiles.

Somebody beat you to it (though they used GoFundMe).

1st gear: At this point it might be better to issue a blanket recall. I am also concerned about Nissan’s stance on this. My car, while badged as an Infiniti, was built by Nissan, and while it hasn’t been recalled yet, I am concerned that it has bad airbags.
2nd gear: That’s nice of them.
3rd gear: And Dieselgate keeps…

It’s not hard to get power out of a 350, though.

You know what else is strange?

Graverobber, asking the important questions.

Ah, okay.

Is this a swap or an OE transmission? I thought the 1st gen X5 had a 5MT with the I6.

I like this approach.

1st gear: I haven’t been paying attention to teh debates so I don’t have debate fatigue.
2nd gear: Time to put up.
3rd gear: I really wish Ford had been able to try direct sales back in the 00s.
4th gear: More heads gonna roll.
5th gear: Cool
Reverse: I remember watching that race. T’was a good day.
Neutral: None of the…

Uh...

I know, I can’t help myself.

You know what else is bad?

1st gear: Time will tell.
2nd gear: That’s a surprise.
3rd gear: In other news, water still wet.
4th gear: Do you guys want me to start pressing the ‘PANIC’ button, or should we hold off on that?
5th gear: I still think they should have gone the Lexus route; that is, undercutting their competitors. While it would have the…

So glad I’m not the only one who thought it looked like something out of Jurassic Park.

Fair enough. They didn’t say in the story whether or not the nameplates would be all new, just that there’d be new SUVs.

Are you back from the dead to lead America back to greatness?