and how is Mrs. Buzzkillington?

The point here is that if the cop was going, say, 10 kph under the limit, he had every right to pass the cop. It sounds an awful lot like the cop was probably an asshole who was specifically toying with people behind them, tempting them to pass him.

Because who the fuck gives a ticket for 1 KPH over the limit? 1 KPH is…

Oh look! We found the cop!

What, you couldn’t shoehorn in a Trump joke too, you dickhead?

If you have to have the company that made the car you own activate the car so you can drive it, you don’t really own the car.

totally normal. if this was me getting caught when i was a tech, my service manager probably would have slapped me on the shoulder and said “thank you for taking it on a road test. did you get me a burger?”

I despise that the confederacy has been distilled to slavery, but the secession most certainly wasn’t not about slavery. I miss when the confederate battle flag could be used to express a romanticized notion of southern culture without an immediate inference of racism. Unfortunately, if one displays the flag today,…

Ahahahaha, of course there will be panic buying if gas prices are allowed to spike. If gas is up to $4 now, and you’re worried it’s going to go to $20/gallon, aren’t you going to run out and do all sorts of crazy shit just the same?

This was my question when I read the headline. I bet it is like one giant toll lane with nothing by oil, grease and no adhesion, lousy air and nothing but noise. Hell of a way to die, but then I wouldn’t want to do the GW either. The traffic on that thing is murder. Really the only good answer is not to go to New…

Thank you, Mr. Obvious. Can’t let them indulge in some self-encouragement while the storm is still pounding their state.

Texas. The greatest state. You knock us down and we’ll keep getting right back up.

It’s Rockport so buildings are either a) ancient, b) poorly constructed, or c) all of the above. It’s a sleepy little fishing town with little to no shelter and a lot of flatland.

quite the opposite for me. The VAST majority of my driving is less than 200mi. Price is the principal reason I’ve chosen a regular gasoline vehicle over an electric.

embrace the appliance! love your fridge!

The shoulders are currently reduced due to construction. Thus, the prohibition on trucks in the tunnel.

I drive thru the tunnel for work every day...

Did you really miss the joke? Wow...

I once bought 3 items under $10, and one $40 purchase over a weekend. The $40 purchase was last, and since I only had like $35 in the account it was important. I should only incur one overdraft fee. But the way Chase processed the charges over the weekend was large to small. So I had 4 overdraft charges. I was…

Yeah, no, gramps is a pervert.

My motorcycle gets 60mpg so it balances out