Here's a few good things that I happen to like about Texas:

Good luck, kid. I ask for pants and tits every year and I just keep getting pants.

clearly a fan of swallowing.

I still find it absolutely hilarious when people say "This is going to be a flop" or "Nobody will by these" or "Their sales will plummet". It's just so completely separated from real-world facts I find it very funny. If you have an ounce of logic in you, you know it'll sell very, very well. It's a Mustang.

#COTDNom

Go buy one then. More independent rear suspension and weight reduction for the rest of us.

I think Ford has been very cognizant of the fact that they have so many people to please with one single design, and it shows. My favorite thing about the front end is that it manages to blend cues from the last two generations while still taking a step forward. They haven't done anything drastic or ground-breaking…

That's what he gets for bringing that librul electrical car (that runs on the tortured souls of aborted Christian babies) to good ol' Georgia.

I initially thought I didn't want the remote, but I can't go back to the key now, I've become spoiled. It's just so nice when it's pouring ass rain (I live in Seattle) and I can just click a button from 30 feet away and hop in. And when I have passengers the double click is nice to open all the doors, even more so…

Again with this....

"Preggers" I understand because it's a terrible, horrible word like "veggies." The rest are curious.

"Rage, Rage against the dying of the light"

all im saying is they paid to restore the car, they can do what they want with it. Thats the fun part about owning cars, that they are yours to do what you desire with them. Nobody else can dictate how it will look or drive, etc... I have a 99 camry as one of my cars with an exhaust you would normally find on a…

Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports. . . all others are games.

Most Americans are not used to having to special order cars. These days especially, most go online and search for dealerships that have something they want in stock. The new Viper's customers, however, look like they're willing to wait like a Porsche or Ferrari customer for exactly what they want.

In Russia, road crashes into you.

This. H2 and H3 ruined the nameplate, but the H1 was/is pure badass.

Spoken like someone who has never had a girlfriend.

There's a general theme to this thread, and I think you've missed it.

I was about to post something snarky about this article (like "How to Get the New iOS 7 and Remove Everything New!"), but then decided that there was enough snarkiness on the Internet. So here's a picture of the baby panda at the National Zoo.