And at the end of the day, the Aston Martin or Porsche is behind you.

If you removed the dick from your ass you might find it more funny.

Not to put too fine a point on the legal subtleties of this the conversation, but I do not believe a "lien" is synonymous with "shared ownership". These creepy devices may BE legal to place on your teenage kid's car IF you are the vehicles legal owner, or on your suspected cheating spouse's wheels if you co-own the…

This is ooooooold news; buy here/pay heres have been installing these devices for many years and there have been lawsuits over them for nearly as long.

What gets me is how this is presented as new findings. Working for a Ford dealer, all of those functions are accessible through diagnostic tests. The electric steering can be manually commanded, I have options to open and close ABS valves in a way that isolates the master cylinder from the actual brakes, I can easily…

That banner is emblematic of what lies at the heart of the problem - anyone for fiscal solvency is being labeled a "racist, anti-democratic union buster."

Those are some ignorant fools holding that sign. Your politicians screwed up, not the banks. I'm sure the people who are owed money have employees to pay and bills of their own, as well. Perhaps if your unions hadn't been so greedy; the manufacturers wouldn't have gone elsewhere to stay afloat and be…

Because race has everything to do with this.

"WHAT THE F ARE YOU DOING?" "I'm...putting my soda in your cup holder." "That cup holder costs more than you make in a month. No drinks in the cup holder, buffoon."

Its a shame the car has to pay for the asshat behind the wheel.

It doesn't matter how stressed a mother (or father) is at their kids, it is never ever acceptable to yell and scream at someone providing you a service. It's bullying, plain and simple, and when kids watch their parents doing it to other people then they might think it's acceptable for them to do in life as well.*

Why is this article trying to keep all the dick pics away from me?!? Dick pics were the best part of dating my now husband long distance. Also anyone else I was dating.

Please never put your dick on or near a kitten =( Poor kittens...

Can you sayyyyyyy

I drive a perpetually dirty from hooning, manual Subie and am a feminine woman. I would not be put off by a guy telling me my car is cool. It's a pretty good icebreaker. Just saying. :)

Honestly, you significantly lower your chances of getting laid by not asking.

OK, that's great and all but how do I get a girl who likes cars to not be a total tool around me?

Counter-rant: For every girl that is into cars because of cars, there are 3 that are into the attention that accompanies being into (insert male dominated hobby here). That shit isn't cute. You'll see them on forums with handles like "IRaceInHeels" or "SheDevil". You'll see them at car shows with a crowd of male…

So there you go. Now when you go out and buy a couple of these later today, you'll have some fun stuff to point to as you take them out to try and get laid or whatever.

If you don't love this car, you have no soul.