Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

What in the HELL? Not only does that guy in the lead photo appear to not have a single ounce of body fat, he ALSO appears not to have a single ounce of underwear on either.

I think you’re talking about “Cuban Chrome”. It comes on Discovery Channel Tuesday nights at 9 p.m. central time. It’s been on two weeks. It’s, well, not horrible. Comes on right after “Street Outlaws” which is probably why you miss it. lol

Even at 48, I can answer that question...

That lead photo looks amazingly like Selma Blair who is my “free pass”. Now, no matter how hard I try, I keep thinking of myself driving that truck, when Selma runs into me and, well... yeah, I’m a sick sick puppy. lmao Hey, It is MY MONKEY... I’ll spank it if I want to.

Bullshit. Although there are true artists/business people in the music industry they are few and far between. Especially in the “rap game” where image is everything. I’ve spoken at length with several of my college friends that ended up worked for big labels and a good bit of the “bling” associated with your average…

Andy Dufresne is, and forever shall be, the most kickass, hard driving, patient mofo that has ever (not actually) lived. Fuckin’ A Andy, fuckin’ a!

Unfortunately, I can’t answer your question other than to say, in every circumstance I can dream up, being a billionaire drug kingpin OUT of prison is definitely superior to being a billionaire drug kingpin IN prison. Just sayin...

No penetration at all, but there sure is a lot of butthurt here! hehe Hola from Corpus Christi.

I’m pretty astute like that. My wife just says I’m an ass. I prefer astute. Have a good one.

Good point. Gotta go. I’ve gotta call Bill and see if we can return that goddamn submarine. And, besides, I “won” the coin toss to be Nemo and this beard itches like hell!

I actually am a wildly eccentric billionaire. I just play a middle-aged car enthusiast on the internet. Pretty sneaky huh? I’m on the phone with Bill Gates, Steve Wozniak and maaaaaybe we’ll let that fucknut Larry Ellison in on this deal. We’re gonna buy it up for the ultimate cosplay accessory. If we can’t take…

At least with that “wiring” job they did on it, someone had sense enough to slap a fire extinguisher on it. Though, I question the usability of a fire extinguisher that is placed, well, kindly as I can... right in the middle of where the fucking fire will be.

Andrew, my man, show me some loves and “un-grey” me good sir!

My wife is going to LOVE this. She loves Guardians of the Galaxy, although I have to admit neither of us had the slightest inkling of what “it” was prior to a random Netflix pick. lol So, anyway, she has her favorite characters, scenes, etc.... but her absolute OMGLOLLMFAOWTFBBQ!!!1!!11!!!! moment of the entire move…

Good catch on the lazy-ass photoshop “job”. He should apply with the North Korean propaganda department. I hear they’re looking for some more talent like his. smh

I like it and I’ll be happy to say it in public. You can tell by looking at a few pictures that this isn’t a hack job cobbled together by Cooter and Joe-Bubba (...or Bubba-Joe, no one really knows for sure what his given name is, but I digress...).

Only the Mustang crashed, but don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining. BOTH of those asshats, including the GTO, floored it and were going for it. The mustang driver just let it get away from him. But yeah, AFTER the crash and the Fit was gonna hit the Shan, of course the GTO said he wasn’t racing. But the video…

That pisses me off to no end. My worthless brother used to keep those on his F250 SD. I guess the "restrictions" you have to prove are pretty goddamn loose to get those plates if just any jerkoff can get them. Hell, I've seen a parking lot full of "farm trucks" at the local high school when I used to have to pick my…

You’d think that if they can afford to pay $1M USD each for two armored cars to cruise about town in, she could’ve done better than stripping the upholstery off of my grandmother’s sofa and having her tailor turn it into a dress! Ack!