What happened? Did this get cross posted to Gawker or Jez? I've got a bunch of bleeding heart, crying tree huggers boo-hooing and butthurt about my Prius cracks. Awwww, poor babies, think some fairy on the internet is gonna hurt my sensitive feewings. lmfao

Nah. If I were a bumper sticker kinda guy (and I'm not), it would read...."I make Prius owners cry." Just because that got to be a sarcastic "thing" around our house. If me and my son were bored, we'd grab the keys to my, uhhhh, "slightly modded" GT500 and tell my wife we were going to go out, ride around and make…

I haven't been forced to watch them, because I"ll be honest. Anytime I click a youtube video and I'm presented with that crap, I don't care how bad I wanted to see the original video, I close it and move on. I hope that's some statistical data youtube collects. lol If not, f*ck 'em anyway.

Now now now, don't go letting crazy sh*t like, you know, actual facts get in the way of an up and coming, forming as we watch, full on butthurt rant-a-thon.

Besides, I fucking hate this bullsh*t being "grey" crap on Kinja. As many years as I've been here. As many enthusiast cars as I've sported around here (and still do daily) for Jalop's and Oppo's driving pleasure, and I get greyed? Kinja can take a bite out of my big ol' butt. lol

Sorry man, and believe me, I say this coming from a person who actually digs old ratty trucks. Especially bagged and laid out. But that one, I don't know, it just doesn't push the right buttons to make the top 10 above much of anything on this list....

Xanax. It's your friend.

Beat me to it. I was waiting for the donuts. lol

Although I've never had the opportunity to drive the Model S P85 D, this car presents as so damn good on spec that I am seriously considering one as my DD. Right now I have a Carrera 2 S that I daily and I had been considering a Hellcat Charger simply because the Porsche just doesn't have the "giggle factor" I'm…

Bro's were so close to "rollin' coal" all those years ago....

Ahhh, who knew Dodge would be the innovator? Had THEY only known that they were simply 30-some years ahead of the curve with the "big chrome stacks" in the truck bed movement! They only needed the Cummins to go with them and who knows where they'd be today?!

Not sure, at that point, what the big hurry to get it out of the water was? I can almost guarantee, having those gentle SALTWATER waves lapping at the undercarriage and splashing up into the trunk, the engine compartment and, possibly the interior after the door was opened, that the Camaro won't be worth the crap…

<JDM Fan-Boy>Get outta my face with that American crap, yo. It needs a 2JZ swap, yo. Bro, it'd be making AT LEAST 1700hp on E85 then. Yo, my 240SX with a 2JZ is probably making like, 2000hp on PUMP GAS, yo! I mean, all I've got left is to save up for the 240SX and, you know, the 2JZ bro. Shit be expensive, yo. …

<typical-front_page-jalopnik-commentariat> What the actual f*cking hell, my grandma should be driving that car. Pfffffft. An automatic? Are you kidding me? Why not just drive a Camry or Sienna minivan? Call me when you've got a "real man's car" to show me and I'll care. …

I couldn't give two squirts of piss about the doucherocket in the Fit pulling that asshattery masquerading as "driving". The people I feel sorry for are the poor guy on the bike he almost kills initially then the followups in the oncoming cars that only fate and good fortune keep from becoming organ donors.

Wait, what? Grey? Seriously? How the hell did I end up in the greys? Heartbroken. Despondent. Depressed. All those things, I am in spades.

Yeah bro, I'm jelly. Seriously jelly.

For some reason, and it may just be me, the wheel/tire combo looks tiny from that side view. I'm puzzled, I know it's NOT a set of 14" wheels, but the proportion... *to me* ...just looks all wonky.

Did they turn DeMuro loose on that thing....?

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with, "stay home and beat off" for a $1000 Alex. Nevermind safer, you know how fuckin' cold it is outside right now? I'm all toasty warm inside.