Yup. Sorry sport. If you don't get it, you don't get it. No big deal.

Yes sensei, Nelson indeed. I shall retreat to the meditation area and began whipping myself across the back with a cane until I feel the gods have been appeased.

Score! Nelson, not Homer. Been a long time since I watched the Simpsons and, I'll just be honest, the memory really IS the first thing to go. Sometimes I swear if I didn't have the "home" button on my GPS I'd be lost after work. *shrugs*

I would insert that .jpg of Homer Simpson pointing with the "Ha Ha" subtitle, but first I'd have to google it, blah blah blah. It's way easier to just say, Ha Ha, twat.

I'll take you guy's word for it. Lol. I was 2. Hahaha

Oh well, I've learned in my years of business it never hurts to ask and, you never know who you'll find in the strangest of places. *cough*jalop-oppo*cough* Keep shootin' for the 911. I have a feeling you're gonna have at least one. *thumbsup*

Kinda what everyone figured.

So, uhhh, if you can sell that argument to your insurance company, I'll hire you on the spot. My company could use some negotiators like you. hehehe You don't have a JD too, do you? lmao

Leased huh? Bwah hah hah hah hah ha ha haaaa...

Not much to add about the 50's sedan going missing in the '60's. Just a 10 year old car. But, a '69 Camaro driven/occupied by teens in 1970? Somebody was a serious pimp if he/she was a teen and was sporting a '69 Camaro on 1970. I mean, kids then just didn't get handed brand new sports cars like they do now. …

Nope. If you want to offer a free update that's iOS 7-centric I'll happily download and use it. If you want to charge, I'll happily continue using the version I have.

LOLLMAOROFLCOPTER! I knew you were just in it for the lulz.

Deny? Hell no. Lightning McQueen is cool, I don't care how you frame him. *thumbsup*

Riiiiight. Whatever you say chief.

I'm not reading that whole freaking thing so I'll have to grant you the point. Congratulations. You win one internet.

Awwww, u mad bro? lmao

For the record, 'lest anyone should be confused, I didn't go to UT or A&M. I went to a shitty private catholic college in San Antonio. Go St. Mary's Rattlers! (Not) When I was there in the late 80's all we had was soccer and basketball.

I'm not sure LBJ said anything like that, I'll need sources. That said, the more I read it and look at that fucking picture of Rick up there, the less incensed I become and the more I have to almost... *almost* giggle. What a putz. Rick Perry I mean. The guy just can't help it. You? I'll give you another chance.…

Now, see, that's funny. lol Put one in the win column for MattH

Cool story bro, tell it again. On second thought, that's ok.