I'd definitely drive that. I can almost feel the crisp autumn air, my co-pilot's long legs, tanned, blue-eyed blond self in the passenger seat. Just the two of us rolling through the country side. Man, my wife would love that car.

I wanted to wring her damn scrawny neck. I really did. It irks me when someone doesn't yield the right-of-way and drive in the right lane. Just irks me. But, when I look over and, because at this point I'm literallyless than a dozen feet or so away, I can SEE her staring in her freakin' lap at her goddamned phone,…

Oh how I've wanted to do this, so many times. Just yesterday, I'm on my way home from the office. The highway I commute on has a 75mph speed limit and, at each speed limit sign, a sign that says "Left Lane for Passing Only". So, I set my cruise control at 80 mph and as I approach a slower moving car I signal, pull…

It's true. Besides, 92% of Statistics are made up on the spot.

Technically mine's red (but it's got a lot of orange in it, depending on the light), gets around 8 - 9 mpg, obnoxiously loud, insanely fast and about as stable as a crack-smoking monkey. God I love her.

After over 25 years in business, over half of those for myself, I have found I can commission a study by a group of "experts in whatever field I need" and it can be made to say any damn thing I want. Same with this. Seriously, a SNES and a logitech wheel? What's a matter, they couldn't afford a f*cking Xbox 360 and…

have you been in my garage? I thought that was a racoon or something making that noise. Anyway, cut it out.

What you did there, I see it. And I must add, fine sir, I Like it!

Don't feel bad Jason, I write the same way. Basically, I've never met a comma I didn't like. *shrugs* I read it just fine.

I'll admit, a few years ago when I got rid of my last one I thought I was through with Corvettes and wouldn't be back. I was wrong. The C7, and this is just the first iteration, nothing special just a Z51 coupe, is enough to make me buy another one. I'll definitely wait for a model year or two to pass to see what…

Oh yeah, I probably should've included that huh? lol RX8 R3. Really a great car, light, extremely well balanced and very "tossable". Great transmission feel, great brakes. Definitely carries a lot of speed through the curves if you've got the driving talent. Of course, it needs to carry that speed out of the…

The new Porsche 911 Turbo S will reportedly get 200 extra revs. This will not make it more powerful, but Porsche says they're doing it just "for fun." That's 7200 rpm from Germany with love.

Oh Oh Oh, give it to me Mr Super-Rich-Oil-guy. Sir.

If we could speak to an administrator or someone in charge here, we'd like to have this account closed. Mr Funny Guy won't be using it any longer.

Angry and hateful? You're right, the lack of personal interaction removes so much unspoken information that is normally conveyed without a thought.

That could work too. Either way, seriously, a grey one fellas... let's go.

You're actually on to something. Many, many years ago in my younger days I was a Paramedic. When there was a fire we were automatically dispatched along with the fire department. We arrived on scene once at a residential fire where a car was actually parked on the street blocking the hydrant. The fire chief…

Sounds like a lot of work. Why can't I just say right now, for example, I'll take the blue one. The NSA is reading all this anyway. They already obviously know all my financial information. So, tomorrow, the blue one shows up in my driveway and the appropriate amount is automagically debited from one of my…

I miss the "good ol' days" when the Texas DPS was a split of Crown Vic's (mostly Sergeants or higher) and notchback 5.o Mustang LX's. Down where I'm from they even threw in the occasional Camaro in place of the 5.0 liter Mustangs, but for the most part you knew if it was a Crown Vic or 5.0 LX off in the distance with…

Because for that 10 seconds... I'm free.