Don't feel bad Jason, I write the same way. Basically, I've never met a comma I didn't like. *shrugs* I read it just fine.

I'll admit, a few years ago when I got rid of my last one I thought I was through with Corvettes and wouldn't be back. I was wrong. The C7, and this is just the first iteration, nothing special just a Z51 coupe, is enough to make me buy another one. I'll definitely wait for a model year or two to pass to see what…

Oh yeah, I probably should've included that huh? lol RX8 R3. Really a great car, light, extremely well balanced and very "tossable". Great transmission feel, great brakes. Definitely carries a lot of speed through the curves if you've got the driving talent. Of course, it needs to carry that speed out of the…

The new Porsche 911 Turbo S will reportedly get 200 extra revs. This will not make it more powerful, but Porsche says they're doing it just "for fun." That's 7200 rpm from Germany with love.

Oh Oh Oh, give it to me Mr Super-Rich-Oil-guy. Sir.

If we could speak to an administrator or someone in charge here, we'd like to have this account closed. Mr Funny Guy won't be using it any longer.

Angry and hateful? You're right, the lack of personal interaction removes so much unspoken information that is normally conveyed without a thought.

That could work too. Either way, seriously, a grey one fellas... let's go.

You're actually on to something. Many, many years ago in my younger days I was a Paramedic. When there was a fire we were automatically dispatched along with the fire department. We arrived on scene once at a residential fire where a car was actually parked on the street blocking the hydrant. The fire chief…

Sounds like a lot of work. Why can't I just say right now, for example, I'll take the blue one. The NSA is reading all this anyway. They already obviously know all my financial information. So, tomorrow, the blue one shows up in my driveway and the appropriate amount is automagically debited from one of my…

I miss the "good ol' days" when the Texas DPS was a split of Crown Vic's (mostly Sergeants or higher) and notchback 5.o Mustang LX's. Down where I'm from they even threw in the occasional Camaro in place of the 5.0 liter Mustangs, but for the most part you knew if it was a Crown Vic or 5.0 LX off in the distance with…

Because for that 10 seconds... I'm free.

Dude, seriously, Xanax is your friend. Look into it. Wound kinda tight much? LoL It's just a little auto related humor. I forget that not every auto story I respond to is actually ON Jalopnik, some get cross-linked from, ohhh... I don't know, Lifehacker, or worse, Gawker. lol Just relax, take deep breaths... in…

I think in full-on FnF "style" it's pronounced, NAAAWWWWWS! If you say it wrong you won't get any FnF teen street-cred.

Agreed. Sorry, but unless you're 14 and just learning to drive, if you didn't know this already you deserve to run out of gas or spend and eternity circling the gas pumps trying to figure out how the hell to get the hose to reach over the top of your car.

It is refreshing huh!

I am totally glad they stuck those big "Pre-Test" and "Post-Test" stickers all over the cars because I would completely have missed the HUGE F*CKING CRUSHED portions of the car and I would've never been able to figure out the whole "before/after" thing. Thanks .Gov!

See? We can all get along. Now lets hug it out. Lol. You guys have a good one. I've got to actually do a little work today. Hehehe

All the while, two MORE people have "recommended" my post! Ooooh, the tension fills the air, the suspense mounts.... I can hardly bear it!

Whatever you say Chief. Sounded like wheelspin to my old ears. Either way, I wasn't criticizing, only noting for the record, my immense jealousy. lol And, yeah, I suppose it would also be worth noting his immense pair of bronze balls driving that beast at either 1) rev limit or B) past limit of traction, i.e.…