Don't be a doucherocket and you won't end up looking like an asshat in a $100k car.

Sorry, Punk'd ruined JT for me. No matter how long it's been, or what he's done since then, anytime I see him all I can think of is him sitting on the curb, crying like a little girl and calling his mom to come rescue him because they were taking away all his sh*t. lol

Oh I know he wasn't/isn't/has-no-intention-of strapping a turbo, and by default, sinking a metric ass-ton of money into the beetle, but that doesn't mean I won't attempt to Jedi mind trick him *cough*jason-get-a-turbo*cough* into going ahead and doing it any way. lol

PS - Now, for a big-honkin' turbo.....

Jason, I've followed the entire saga of the Beetle's theft and resurection up until now and I just have to say, it's damned gratifying to see it on the road. Not only from the perspective of a "car guy" hearing that air-cooled flat 4 bang away, but also just from a "Good Guys, F*ck Yeah!" perspective. That yellow…

As I really have no interest in her, her "reality shows" or her porn vid, I have to fall back on my philosophy of life that has served me well for 40-some-odd years.

Whoa there big boy, you're mistaking me for someone with MUCH thinner skin. lol I knew you didn't mean ME in particular. Just general comments. No offense taken or intended.

Remember a couple weeks back when I said, "I like that basard Kurtis"? Well, this just reinforces my point. I fuckin' love that bastard. Kurtis. You know, no homo. Just bros.

It's a very real possibility that with all that fitness, you could become so jacked that your muscle density increases to the point you have your own superdense gravitational field and you implode into a singularity of awesomeness either in your garage, or doing tire flips.

You might have a point, I wouldn't know. I've been training in several martial arts (TaeKwonDo and Jiu Jitsu) for the past 12 years and I run 7 miles a day, 5 days a week. So, I just chose another way to stay fit, but my "fatass" days are long behind me.

Kill it with fire. Let's face it, it's probably going to self-combust sooner than later anyway, and that thing is so damn ugly I'd consider it a mercy killing. Sort of, assisted suicide, combining fire with a modern Lambo.

How could I pass THAT up? Aw crap, I live in Texas and my monthly obligations have ROCKETED past "entry level". I'll just have to stick with being berated by my wife. It's not so bad really, I'm used to it after 22 years and she's become quite adept at it. Though, in all fairness, I give her pleeeeenty of material…

Thank you for posting this! This is not only sublimely funny, it's the funniest thing I've read in a while BECAUSE of the indirect, sarcastic humor. It might be especially funny to me because one of my neighbors owns a CrossFit "gym" and they're always evangelizing the message and I just get...ugh!

I can understand why the pedestrian was confused. From a distance I can see the resemblance to Hayley. I love Paramore.

As my son might say... Like a boss!

I always get a kick out of my friends explaining to me they're going to make a "cash offer" and get such a great deal. Then I have to explain spiffs for salesmen and the interest rate spread on the back end for the F&I guy.

That was my thought. But I'm no bronco expert. *shrugs*

I quit bitching about it a year or so ago. It's pretty much established at this point that the price of gasoline/oil bbl has little to nothing to do with the actual available supply and current demand. It's now a hotly traded commodity and as such, the price does (and will continue to) move at the whim of commodity…

I'm gonna have to go with, "Not a Pussy". On the other hand, this just goes to prove that young boys are monumentally stupid the world over. Money, social standing nor anything else will seperate testosterone fueled young men from killing themselves. Or, at least, giving it their best effort.

Alllllllrighty then!